Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...