Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.