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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
A guy walks into a post office…
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Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...