Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Sleeping on the job
|Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15. “They told...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...