English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
Voodoo
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...