Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...
A blonde goes for a job interview…
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...