Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Two guys are out hunting deer…
Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...