The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...