Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
A light meal!
|What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...