Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...