AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Military work rules
|1. Sickness: No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept the Medical...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...