Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
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How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Legion Camel #1
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain...