Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
Who’s God?
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Farmer
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...