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One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
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A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...
Less Sex
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Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...