Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...