Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Tilt Steering
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?A: More head room.
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...