Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...