Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
Educational priority
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...