Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women…
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women whoin a short time were fighting...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam