Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...