An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...