A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!