Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Bill\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Saxophone
Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...