Necking
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Giving
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!