New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....