Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Why me!?!
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...