Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Getting Down Under
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...