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Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Want me to paint for you?
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The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
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How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
GRAND CANYON
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT...