Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...