Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...