One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
A young peasant girl of fourteen…
A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...