Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
There were three Eskimos in Alaska…
There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...