Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...