Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Lesbian Hit Parade
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet.2. What...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road…
A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving...
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady…
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,entered the doctor’s office.”We have...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...