What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
How to Annoy People at Work
How to Annoy People at Work1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...