Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
The story with the moral
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...