Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...