Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...