Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...