Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...