13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.