Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A:...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...