Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Golfing with an older man
|A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...