I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
I’m at the wrong bank
|Letterman’s Top Ten Signs You’re Doing Business With The Wrong Bank10. When you make...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...