football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
Elephant jokes 14
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...