When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...