Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Why do they call it a “kilt”?
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....