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The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Gift for a birthday
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Computer Illiteracy
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The farmer’s wife.
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Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...
A lecture about English
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How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
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Embarrassing moments
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