New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...