Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...